Author (@aymanalabdul) stages a joke where Yamaha is portrayed as a one-stop…

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A pair of tweets by @aymanalabdul and Laura Roeder lampoon corporate omnipotence by portraying Yamaha and Michelin as absurdly full-service: Yamaha supplies a motorcycle, a baby grand piano, and even an earthquake-resistant pool referral; Michelin supplies tires, digital fleet management, and tips for a high-end Vienna tasting menu, highlighting brand diversification humor.

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Laura Roeder's parallel tweet casts Michelin the same way: new tires, digital fleet management services, and guidance on finding an elite farm-to-table modern tasting menu in Vienna.

Both tweets satirize brand omnipotence and diversification by having core-product companies (Yamaha, Michelin) casually fulfill wildly unrelated customer requests.

Me: I need a Motorcycle

Yamaha: we got you

Me: Also a baby grand piano…

Yamaha: np dude. got u

Me: also, strange request but do you know anyone that builds earthquake-resistant swimming pools?

Yamaha: Buddy. You're not going to believe this…

Laura Roeder (@lkr)

me: I need new tires

michelin: we got you

me: also digital fleet management services

michelin: yeah np

me: weird q but where do i find an elite farm to table modern concept tasting menu in vienna

michelin: buddy ur not gonna believe this

— https://nitter.net/lkr/status/2084065244335460650#m

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