had dinner with a billionaire tech founder (you know them)
when the waiter came to take our order, i wasn't ready so i just said "uhhh, i'll have the pasta, looks pretty good"
the billionaire shook his head and muttered
"how you do anything is how you do everything"
he immediately took out his phone and spun up 1,500 separate AI agents to research everything about the restaurant, including reviews, photos, and social media posts from each of the employees so he could find out who had been up partying the night before and was likely to make his dish wrong
he then fed all that information into a custom model trained on his tastes and voice to give him the 3 options best-suited to his exact palette
he ran those options through 10,000 separate simulations to gauge his reactions, potential negative outcomes, and account for even the slightest variance
at this point the waiter had long left, and we had stayed so long that we technically had squatter's rights, and the billionaire took over the property
that, my friends, is how you become a billionaire in real estate