Update - The intern has called and said, “I overslept.” Bro, you can oversleep all you want in your parents' basement. We’re going to clap him onto the floor for extra humiliation.
Maverick in Marin (@MarinElitist)
THE MARKET IS OPEN. THE INTERN HAS STILL NOT RESPONDED. LUNCH ON THE INTERN. BUDDY ABOUT TO SPEND HIS WHOLE PAYCHECK.
— https://nitter.net/MarinElitist/status/2080287337507148224#m