Even though I try to make sure to say bye to my kids before I go to work,
some days have me crawling out of my house on all fours quietly like a thief so they don’t bawl when they see me leaving.
And you learn all about which doors (and drawers) are squeaky and fixing them stat so your crime goes silently unpunished.
The little one has gotten surprisingly good at intercepting these maneuvers intuitively and will need to update my tactics!