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@sweatystartup: Do not, under any circumstances, let your daughter move to NYC or San Fran. She will end up: - 35 ...

2026-08-07 · 01:59 UTC ·@sweatystartup ·0 min read

Do not, under any circumstances, let your daughter move to NYC or San Fran.

She will end up:

  • 35
  • single
  • hate men
  • unnatural colored hair
  • tattoos
  • on antidepressants

Worst case scenario.