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@Noahpinion: I've never gotten into the wrong Uber, but once I did open the door of a car that wasn't an Uber. I ...

I've never gotten into the wrong Uber, but once I did open the door of a car that wasn't an Uber. I said "Hi, I'm Noah!". He said "Sorry, this isn't an Uber." I said "OK, but uh...wanna be friends?"