The World's Funniest Contradiction. MAGA! Listen to them tell it. They fish, they hunt, they drive pickups, they weld, they fell trees. There's dirt under the fingernails and a chainsaw in the garage that allegedly gets used. They talk about alpha males and soy boys and whether any of it survives contact with reality is beside the point. It's the self-portrait that matters. Right up until you ask who they've crowned.
Because their king is a property heir from Queens who was handed his fortune before he learned to tie his shoes. Never had dirt on his trousers. Never held a wrench on purpose. Give him a chainsaw and you get a scene that ends with an ambulance. Five deferments for a foot that recovered miraculously the moment the war ended. Cheats at golf, a sport whose entire point is that nobody is watching you. And the daily routine of this hardened warrior involves a bathrobe, a bespoke hair arrangement requiring engineering consultancy, and a face painted orange every single morning. More product goes into that man before breakfast than into a chorus line.
Cliff Cash lands it: they sell themselves as the hard life, then hand the crown to a man in makeup who is frightened of ramps.
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Every. Fucking. Word.
Comedian Cliff Cash delivers a brutally on-point takedown of the so-called “tough” MAGA men, describing Trump as “a dying pedophile…with a pussy on his neck, who paints his face orange every day and shits in his pants.”
Watch the whole thing. 🔥
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— https://nitter.net/AntiTrumpCanada/status/2085895627439833177#m