title: "153: Bike Index"
author: "Darknet Diaries"
source_type: podcast
content_hash: c9033f6295e1831947950efc0f2523cd47c4718af4e72e8b6cb0e263e8f248a2
I visited the Facebook campus once. It’s in the Bay Area near San Francisco, California. Yeah,
I just showed up unannounced and walked around the place. My friend was with me and he had to pee,
so we looked for a way in, but we couldn’t find any way into the buildings. We were just curious
what it was like inside, though. But while I was walking around the Facebook campus,
I saw a bunch of bicycles painted in the Facebook blue with the Facebook
logo on them. Apparently it’s a thing in Silicon Valley that tech giants like
Google and Facebook have these bikes around their campus for anyone to use,
for when you need to get to a meeting in another building. Just hop on one of the company bikes
and take it where you want. It makes it super convenient to get around their large campuses.
Well, since I was there and I saw these bikes, I decided to hop on one and go for a ride. They
aren’t locked or have any code or anything. They’re just sitting there for anyone to use.
Dozens of them are all over the campus. So, I hopped on one and I rode it around,
zooming down sidewalks, ripping around corners, and for a brief moment, I felt
like a Facebook employee, whizzing by other people I presumed to be employees. Nobody said anything,
and I left the bike on the other side of the campus. As I spent more time in Silicon Valley,
I saw more and more of these bikes all over the place. People had ridden bikes from the
Google campus over to the HP campus, or you’d see Facebook bikes over at the Cisco offices.
The bikes were scattered all over town, and I presume it’s because people ride them
from office to office, and maybe they’re inside doing some meeting or something,
and they’ll ride back later. But the thing I couldn’t understand was — this being so close
to San Jose and the Bay Area and these bikes just sitting right out front with no chain or
lock — why aren’t these bikes stolen the very moment someone walks away from it? I mean,
I didn’t just ride one; I rode a handful. It became a thing. Every time I saw one around,
I’d hop on it for a little joyride. So, if I could jump on them so easily and ride off
wherever I wanted, what’s stopping anyone from just stealing them all?
(INTRO): [INTRO MUSIC] These are true stories from the dark side of
the internet. I’m Jack Rhysider. This is Darknet Diaries. [INTRO MUSIC ENDS]
Content warning; since a lot of you appreciate me telling you that there
are swear words, this episode has a lot of swear words in it. So, maybe, I don’t know,
listen with headphones or whatever it is you do when swear words come on the show. You ready?
Mm-hm.
What kind of — what name should we use for you?
You can call me Bryan. It’s okay. I don’t — I’m not cool enough to have a nom de guerre.
Bryan, have you ever got your bike stolen?
I have indeed, yes.
Tell me about it.
[Music] The worst one, the one that I remember with the most pain, was a Cannondale
M300. It was a mountain bike. It was one of the first I’d really spent a decent amount of money
on. This is back when I was at the University of Arizona and I had this crappy little shotgun
apartment where everything was stored in the front. The shower was all the way in the back. I
came home one day, I went and took a shower, and I walk out into the front of my apartment. I’m like,
something is different. Somebody had come in the front door while I was in the shower…
What?
…and robbed me, and then taken the bike and taken off on the bike.
While you were showering?
While I was showering.
How is this possible?
I don’t know, but it was — that’s the one — that was one of many, but that’s the one that
finally broke my brain, and I just — to this day, whenever I see a Cannondale M300 going
down the road and I’m like, son of a bitch. I remember — like, it really sticks with me.
I can’t believe somebody came in your apartment to do it while you were showering.
But yeah, that one hurt.
So, did you try looking for that bike?
I did, I did.
Where’d you look?
I mean, you look around. You physically look around. We kinda knew where the dodgy spots
were, and every single — if you’ve ever had something like that stolen from you, any time
you’re out, if you see one that’s even remotely the shade of — the hairs on the back of your
neck stand up and you’re always thinking, is that it? Is that it? You go scope it out, like — but
there wasn’t much. You watched — back then, it was Craigslist. You watched Craigslist, you could talk
to local bike shops, and you could physically just go run around looking for the damn thing, but…
What about the police?
That wasn’t really a thing, and that was sort of — you know, college towns — there’s campus
police and there’s city police, and I did report it with the campus police, but it was like — and
I asked somebody; I was like, so, what happens if the city picks it up? They’re like, oh no,
you’re on your own. You have to go report to them, too. You could see this sort of — there
were two silos, you know? They’re two systems that didn’t talk to each other. This is stupid.
Bryan was frustrated that there was little to no help for him, and he knew it
wasn’t just him who had a stolen bike. Lots of people must feel frustrated like this,
too. Like, what do you do, go to every bike and pawn shop in town,
give them the serial number and say, hey, call me if anyone tries to sell you this bike here,
and then call the police and the campus police and put up posters around town?
It’s really hard to spread the word that your bike got stolen, and here’s what it looks like
in case you see it. [Music] Surely there’s gotta be a better solution to this problem.
So, in a way, that bike was kinda the impetus for this whole thing. It was like,
that’s my origin story, right? ‘Cause this is like, ‘98, ‘99, 2000-ish,