Abby Haddican

Times New Resistance — Abby Haddican

2025-12-11 · 00:00 UTC ·2 min read

Brief

Times New Resistance is a protest tool by Abby Haddican (2025-12-11) that masquerades as Times New Roman and performs client-side autocorrections — replacing targeted terms (e.g., ICE, Trump, Bezos) with activist or derogatory phrases. It shows up with an extra space in the font list, claims to be non-malicious, and applies changes to new and pre-existing text when selected.

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title: Times New Resistance — Abby Haddican
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AUTOCORRECT THE AUTOCRATS

AUTOCORRECT THE AUTOCRATS

Introducing Times New Resistance – a Times New Roman impersonator that autocorrects the autocrats.

Do you have access to the computer of an ICE apologist, white supremacist, Republican mouthpiece, right wing propagandist, or other morally bankrupt American?

Install Times New Resistance and unleash some mischief.

It’s free–just like America used to be. Please download, distribute, and disrupt.

How it works

Times New Resistance autocorrects specific words as they are typed. For example, the word ICE autocorrects to the *Goon Squad *and the word Trump autocorrects to Donald Trump is a felon.

To the untrained eye, Times New Resistance looks just like Times New Roman – the official font of the U.S. State Department. When you install the font, it will appear in your font menus as Times New Roman, with an extra space between the words Times and New.

Autocorrections

agitator → peaceful protest is a 1st Amendment right

Bezos → Greedy Creep

billionaire → wealth hoarder

border crisis → white hysteria

conservative → fascist

Department of Homeland Security → DHS is fascist

Department of Justice → Clown Town

detention → abduction

DHS → DHS is fascist

DOJ → Clown Town

Donald Trump → Donald Trump is a felon

Fox News → propaganda

gay → gay rights are human rights

good → Renee Good was murdered by ICE

Homeland Security → DHS is fascist

GOP → KKK

ICE → the Goon Squad

illegal alien → human being

illegal immigrant → human being

immigrant → immigrant rights are human rights

Immigration and Customs Enforcement → the Goon Squad

Kristi Noem → Kristi Noem killed a puppy

MAGA → MAGA is a cult

Make America Great Again → MAGA is a cult

Mar-a-Lago → the Fourth Circle of Hell

Musk → Greedy Creep

Noem → Kristi Noem killed a puppy

Operation Metro Surge → Occupation of Minneapolis

paid agitators → concerned neighbors

President Trump → Donald Trump is a felon

pretty → Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE

protest → peaceful protest is a 1st Amendment right

release → release all the Epstein files

Republican → fascist

Stephen Miller → Nosferatu

trans → trans rights are human rights

Trump → Donald Trump is a felon

Truth Social → fascist gabfest

woman, women → women’s rights are human rights

Zuckerberg → Greedy Creep

Try it!

Helpful Links for Maximum Disruption

Frequently Asked Questions

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The font will display as “Times New Roman” in your font menu, with two spaces between the words “Times” and “New.” This helps the font avoid detection by the user. It also avoids installation conflicts with the real Times New Roman.

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Nope! This is just a normal font, like Times New Roman or Arial or Comic Sans. It’s not a virus or malware, and it won’t hurt your computer in any way.

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You bet it does. It also works on pre-existing text. Just change the font, and any available autocorrections will happen automatically.

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Depends on where you install it! If trouble comes your way, I hope it will be the kind of trouble described by the late civil rights leader and Congressman John Lewis:

“Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and redeem the soul of America.”