title: @Linahuaa: If I was in San Francisco, I'd start a "Glow-up advisory" business for single te...
author: Linahuaa
contenttype: twitterpost
published: 2026-03-25T22:17:23+00:00
source_url: https://x.com/Linahuaa/status/2036970406050214062

word_count: 232

Tweet by @Linahuaa

If I was in San Francisco, I'd start a "Glow-up advisory" business for single tech bros. My services: >Looksmaxxing lite Go shopping for clothes/perfumes/haircuts either together or completely outsourced to me. Also gym accompanying and diet drill instructing if needed. >24/7 dating consulting. Will reply to any "why is she not texting back" or "what should I reply?" message at any time. Can also make burner messaging accounts and you can outsource the entire textgame to me >Strategy Will analyse target girls' personality, astrology chart (assuming they believe in it- which like 50% of girls do), family history, job history etc to formulate tailored solutions that maxx out date success >Cheerleading I'll gas you up nonstop! I'll praise your progress at every step. I listen to your coding stuff and clap enthusiastically. I'll constantly remind you that you're a natural CHAD, and with just with a bit more confidence, looks and aura, you gonna SLAY- not just girls, but at work, or anything in life! (which is true- not bs'ing) >Game practice My junior employees all happen to be young attractive single Asian girls. They aren't looking for anything right now. But who knows? If you want- shoot your shot, king! >Success or money back You can define "success" yourself. Idc. It's not about the money. I'll be at your side until we WIN or we die.

Posted: 2026-03-25T22:17:23.000Z
Engagement: 137 likes, 6 retweets, 14 replies

Quoting @wongmjane

Secret San Francisco-only tweet (…?)