Brief

Bonecondor used a 2026-03-08 post to call out a perceived San Francisco habit of RSVP-ing without attending, and responded by heavily overbooking an event. The plan is to allow up to 400 RSVPs while limiting guaranteed admission to the first 200 people who actually arrive, with a joking threat of bribery for latecomers.

title: @Bonecondor: SF, we need to talk. I know y’all love to hit RSVP on stuff and then not show up...
author: Bonecondor
contenttype: twitterpost
published: 2026-03-08T01:06:34+00:00
source_url: https://x.com/Bonecondor/status/2030450066637394387/history

word_count: 52

Tweet by @Bonecondor

SF, we need to talk. I know y’all love to hit RSVP on stuff and then not show up. I get it. So here’s the thing: I’m gonna just raise the limit to 400. The first 200 can get in. After that, be extremely prepared to bribe your way into the funeral

Posted: 2026-03-08T01:06:34.000Z
Engagement: 119 likes, 4 retweets, 17 replies