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@resetbasis posted a humorous, promotional tweet framing a 30-day DealNav signup…

2026-03-19 · 02:54 UTC ·@resetbasis ·0 min read

Brief

@resetbasis posted a humorous, promotional tweet framing a 30-day DealNav signup offer around an absurd fake benefit: Pat Carino of Acquisizioni acting as "Therapist Pat" on Zoom to convince a member's spouse to approve wild purchases. Carino responded in the same joking tone, saying he had not authorized the offer and now had to task the dev team with making yet another promo code.

Source evidence

title: @resetbasis: Let’s keep this going.

If you sign up for @DealNav in the next 30 days, @acquisizioni will get on ...
author: @resetbasis
contenttype: tweet
publication: Twitter/X
published: 2026-03-19T02:54:18+00:00
sourceurl: https://x.com/resetbasis/status/2034463443151958025

word_count: 112

Let’s keep this going.

If you sign up for @DealNav in the next 30 days, @acquisizioni will get on a zoom call and pretend to be a therapist who will gaslight your partner into supporting whatever insane idea you have.

Therapist Pat will convince your wife to let you buy a pet panther, but only if you’re a member.

Pat Carino (d/b/a Acquisizioni) (@acquisizioni)

If you’ve followed this lunatic long enough y’all know he truly did not ask my permission before offering this ….

also pretty funny/annoying/ironic bc I now have to have the dev team spend time on him AGAIN making a new free month promo code … 😂

— https://nitter.net/acquisizioni/status/2034462743709749400#m